Well, I had an AD-VEN-SHURE last nite. See, my momma took me out for da "Last Call" bidness trip. It wuz 2 in da Ay Ems. And did I do any bidness?? NOPE! And neither did Brinley. Da mommas knew we needed to do bidness, so dey decided to take us on a late nite (or early mornin) walk. Dey knew we wuzn't gonna get to walk today since it are a MONSOON out dere and Brinley's daddy are gettin rid of da Kitty-Cat-A-Racks in da udder eye. So off we went. And we wuz havin lotsa fun doin late nite sniffin. Den I stopped dead in my tracks. It wuzn't da bunneh eggcitement stop - I woulda been pullin towards Bugsy. I stopped like I duz sometimes when somebody are followin us. And somebody wuz! Da mommas turned round and saw a COYOTE - only one house back. And he wuz stalkin us! So Brinley's momma yelled and Mr. Coyote took off. And it wuz all cuz I alerted her! Brinley nefur even noticed!
I are finkin maybe Mr. Coyote heard Brinley's momma singin da coyote song from Hank da Cowdog earlier on da walk "me just a worthless coyote, me howlin' at the moon . . . " Anyways, it are NOT my fault for refusin to do my bidness and demandin a walk at 2 in da Ay Ems. Dat are #fakenews. I are a hero, I saved Brinley and da mommas from certain coyote death.
I fink Finley wuz just happy she did her bidness and got to stay home. But she missed out on all da eggcitement!